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For the fiftieth time this night, no, you cannot roll Use Rope to create a boat. And no, I will not accept Rope as a new Wizard or Cleric domain. - Me, the DM, after my party discovers the “Use Rope” skill.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.” - Mitch Hedberg
I MISS MITCH HEDBERG SO MUCH! I hear he actually sold brownie scented incense. I want some of that.
Why buys TWO bags of grapes? I only buy them when I’m going to a potluck or a D&D game night. If I buy them and bring them home I’ll eat half the bag and then forget them for a day and got back to the fridge and they are rotten. Such worthless fruit. Glad I’m drinking wine tonight because it is a much better use of grapes.